the-wandering-storyteller

the-wandering-storyteller:

i have a wonderful penis.
there is hair on my balls.
is that the sound of a baby monkey?
no! ninjas are here!
HEY HEY LET’S GO get in a fight!
the important thing is to PROTECT MY BALLS!
i am a badass, SO LET’S FIGHTING!
LET’S FIGHTING LOVE! LET’S FIGHTING LOVE!
This song is a little stupid.
It doesnt make any sense.
The english is all fucked up.
But that’s okay, WE DO IT ALL THE TIME!
HEY HEY LET’S GO get in a fight!
the important thing is to PROTECT MY BALLS!
i am a badass, SO LET’S FIGHTING!
LET’S FIGHTING LOVE! LET’S FIGHTING LOVE

I… is this right?? I remember just enough Japanese to think that this MIGHT be somewhat accurate but… *really*?

jamiedole

jamiedole:

Perfect timing, allofthefeltbooty requested a pitch-shifted Uncle Fucker just as I was working on it anyway. I reeeally reeeeeeeally like this one. :D

(I highly recommend the version from the soundtrack - the quality is so much better - just no video to go along.)

(All South Park pitch-shifts are HERE, and I take requests - links preferred if it’s a random scene)

In 6th grade, i was walking down the hallway to my orchastra class, feeling like a HUGE badass for humming this song under my breath.

Also humming the fart solos, YEAH THATS RIGHT

jamiedole

jamiedole:

A request to pitch-shift my favorite South Park song of all time, “What Would Brian Boitano Do?” to make it sound like Matt & Trey’s original voices? The pleasure was all mine, though requested by princesskennymccormick!

(All other South Park pitch shifts HERE - and I take requests!)

I’ve been singing this song under my breath for fifteen years

irrationalanswers
welcometohomestuck:

rawdi-kun:

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

DEAD

How the fuck does he eat and drink

I guess he could have plugs? It would fill the hole when he eats and drinks, and in the RARE social occasion when he wouldnt want people looking at his insides.
Bright side, his dentist would have an easy time getting to his molars, dark side is that having a draft in your mouth means you’ll have a lot of dental problems anyways.
(also, for the record, you could give strange unsatisfying blowjobs to at least THREE dicks at once, if you can figure out a good standing position for everyone)
Reblogging specifically because this is a neat anatomy reference for the teeth.

welcometohomestuck:

rawdi-kun:

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

DEAD

How the fuck does he eat and drink

I guess he could have plugs? It would fill the hole when he eats and drinks, and in the RARE social occasion when he wouldnt want people looking at his insides.

Bright side, his dentist would have an easy time getting to his molars, dark side is that having a draft in your mouth means you’ll have a lot of dental problems anyways.

(also, for the record, you could give strange unsatisfying blowjobs to at least THREE dicks at once, if you can figure out a good standing position for everyone)

Reblogging specifically because this is a neat anatomy reference for the teeth.